LickFlurry
the despicable act of ordering an ice cream cone and/or mcflurry at a mcdonald’s drive-thru and immediately after ordering the aforementioned item(s), receiving oral s-x in an attempt to finish before the item(s) are attained and blowing your milky load in the head-giving female’s face like a good old-fashioned flurry of snow in a mid-winter michigan blizzard as you receive your ice cream from the unsuspecting drive-thru tenant.
i was working the night shift at mcdonald’s last night and this guy ordered a lickflurry. he painted the window with his snowy-white water with pulp.
“yo, how was your late night snack with that skeleton t-tties girl last night?”
“oh man, it was awesome. i ordered a lickflurry and good thing she did not have a gag reflex because i shot the biggest blizzard of j-zz she had ever seen as we got our rolo mcflurry.”
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