Lickified


an extension of the term lickification. a pseudo-modern verb for describing the physical soiling of personal property using saliva, mucus, dribble, or any other aural/nasal excretory matter. common methods are sneezing, coughing, using unwashed hands, and more advanced hand-to-mouth/nose-to-mouth techniques – see lickyfly for more details.

can also be used to describe the emotional damage and trauma experienced if an individual is unfortunate enough to witness a lickifiction event. the phenomenon can lead to loss of appet-te, frustration, paranoia, and other related obsessive-compulsive disorders.
ewww i’ve been lickified

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