Licking Hoff


refers to the recently developed hoffsicle, a life-like popsicle in the shape of david h-sselhoff. licking hoff which is apparently more popular in europe than in the u.s., consists of licking this life-like hoffsicle until your heart is content. a pleasant raspberry flavor is hopefully all you’ll taste when you “lick the hoff.”
it’s really hot out, how refreshing would “licking hoff” be right now?

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