Licking the beater
when you pound and twirl your finger within your sphincter and draw feces from the r-ct-m and sensually feed it to your s-xual partner
shavonda pleaded to toni, the token caucasian male, “would you delight me in licking the beater?” toni replied “b-tch you be a crazy n-gg-r but i’ve been in need of rectal stimulation.”
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