licking the tonad
when a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing sh-t to be moved from her -rs- to her vaj. on discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to f-ck.
“i love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem”
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