licking the unicorn
{lik-ing th-uh yoo-ni-kawrn}
slang/colloquialism/idiom/double entendre
1. compulsive behavior where a cat enthusiastically licks an inanimate object like plastic bags, stuffed animals, unicorn shaped pet beds, etc….
2. s-xual activity between two or more individuals (of various at least one male or one female wearing a strapon d-ld-) mimicking tongue baths and partial f-ll-t–.
example 1:
martina: what is meemers doing?
simon: she’s licking the heck out of her unicorn bed. doesn’t look like she’s going to stop any time soon.
martina: she’s overly fond of licking the unicorn ain’t she?
example 2:
terrance: “what did i accidentally walk into going on between you two in sarah’s bedroom?”
tina: “sarah was a little too weirdly inspired by this week’s simon and martina youtube episode. she was … um… grooming … giving my temporary lower unicorn horn a tong bath….” blushes
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