Liebrador Retriever
the kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute lab/boxer mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part alien.
“did you hear about jack?”
“no.”
“he’s still in the hospital after being mauled by his new liebrador retriever his uber-wh-r- ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!”
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