Liegraine
a liegraine is when you call in sick to work saying you have a migraine when you fancy a day off. its like a migraine but is actually an elaborate work of fiction which enables you to take the day off.
a liegraine is an excellent tactic when you have a job interview elsewhere or just fancy a day of sitting in your underpants playing video games or frenzied masturbation.
nathan – “i can’t come to work today because i have a migraine”
manager – “ok, we will see you tomorrow, hope you feel better soon”
nathan – “excellent now i can surround myself with high resolution games and multi window hardcore p-rnography.”
rich – “how was your day off man, you recovered from the liegraine yet?”
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