Lielgainz
bulking season. this is when no f-cks are given for aesthetics, and you just eat 3 gallons of ice cream since it “fits in your 4,000 calorie a day” macros, and you go from 167 lbs to 191 lbs, all stomach and t-t, in 3 weeks.
convo 1:
v: holy cr-p, liel, are you really going to eat that entire sause pot filled of white potatoes?
l: f-ck yea bro, i need post workout carbs. lielgainz.
convo 2:
d: vin, are you eating dessert tonight? should i make a quest bar w/ peanut flour and sugar free jelly?
v: yea sure — actually, you use the peanut flour and i’ll use regular peanut b-tter.
d: but wont your calories be too high today?
v: babe, i’m only using 2 tablespoons – this isn’t lielgainz — this is a normal bodybuilding bulk.
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