life maintenance


the basic things one needs to do to keep life flowing smoothly along. may include, but not limited to: laundry, grocery shopping, cleaning (of refrigerator, bathroom, kitchen), paying bills.
“what’cha doin’ sat-rday?”
“gotta do some life maintenance. fridge is empty and laundry basket is full.”

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