Life Mistress
the friend you pick up after you drop off your girlfriend; the interaction between you is not a s-xual one, but she could destroy you with the information she’s gathered about your life.
hey life mistress, remember when you ran to get me more beer even though you couldn’t walk? i’m sure glad my girlfriend was asleep
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