life partner


two people sharing a bond ; be it hetero or h-m-s-xual
bam margera and brandon novak
-your significant other-.-the person you can’t live without-.-the person you see yourself with for life-.the greatest feeling one can know when it is reciprocated.can hurt like h-ll when its not or when one is not true.
~i am so in love you.i just can’t imagine myself without you.you are my life partner.i promise to forever love,honor,and cherish you for eternity…………~
a life partner is a romantic or otherwise very close friend for life. the partners can be of the same or opposite s-xes, married or unmarried, and monogamous or polyamorous.
yoite and miharu rokujo are each others lifepartner
1. a non- h-m-s-xual way of saying h-m-s-xual.
2. one who you spend your life with
kelly and cherry are life partners… they are getting married next spring
a politically correct way of saying gay lover. usually the gay lover you would marry, but you can’t because it is not legal to marry other dirty -ssclowns. unless you go to m-ssachussets where i think it’s still legal, that is until the gays abuse it like they do each others sphincters.
bruce and terri make the cutest lifepartners, too bad they can’t marry… oh well, let’s go throw a big gay parade and force gayness on unsuspecting breeders.(aka hetero people)
people that live together for financial stability with no emotional ties between them…some parents become separated, but stay in the same house so their children can be with both of them and to avoid custodial conflicts
ra’chel and anthony decided to get divorced and become life partners for their daughter…no more mu-shu for anthony 🙁

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