life sexpectancy
the amount of s-x or the number of partners one antic-p-tes that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one’s traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
the life s-xpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-cl-ss woman has risen over the past few years.
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