lifetime channel


the lifetime channel is a network run by the folks at a&e television network. as a young adult myself i can say that i’m not into that channel because of all the movies and tv specials about women (and on some occasions, men) are in some god-awful love triangles, financial and/or legal issues, s-xual -ssault and in most extreme cases murder, and h-ll just to make the program more interesting, combine all 3 and bam!!!

you got the lifetime channel
men are evil and will hurt you, because this is lifetime (family guy)

pretty much the theme of about 80% of the programs on the lifetime channel
used to refer to someone having an incurable std such as herpes, warts or hiv/aids.
“dang shawty so s-xy! too bad i heard she got the lifetime channel”

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