Lifetime Movie Network (LMN)
launched as a sister network to the well-known “lifetime” cable channel. it started in june of 1998 and nothing much has changed about the network other than the network expanded the movie time slots from 105 minutes to 120 minutes to accomodate more advertising. it professes through its network promos that it shows movies “24/7” although every morning at 2:30 there is a slew of infomercials. the overall theme of the network is simply movies for women and to a marginal extent “female empowerment”. a good portion of its movies come from the original lifetime network, others are made-for-tv movies from other networks, and there are some (but few) select theatrical films. all the movies aired on lmn have at the very best c-grade cinematography, c-grade acting, c-grade script, and just has an overall “generic” feel. the types of movies lmn shows is just drama and only drama but to appear more “sophisticated” the lmn online schedule breaks down drama into several sub-categories such as “inspiring, love/l-st, justice, thrilling, madness, and vengeance”. the whole network is like an -n-logy of a soap opera. every movie has pretty much the same concept but different version. the overall plot formula for these movies is: woman or woman’s family member gets into a situation throughout the whole movie the woman and/or her family members struggles to overcome the problem. bottom line, the network just shows a bunch of garbage that is no different than reading cheap romance novels or the national enquirer.
here are a few examples of movie t-tles on lifetime movie network (lmn):
“mother, may i sleep with danger”
“my son, my lover” (is this “female empowerment”?
“deadly web”
“dangerous child”
“going for broke”
if you don’t want to drive down to hollywood video or rent a movie via netflix then by all means just kill 2 hours by watching a movie on lifetime movie network if you can stand the cardboard characters and storyline.
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lifetime movie network (lmn): a sad excuse for a woman-oriented movie channel.
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