Lifetime


a bad channel that “inspires” women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
i think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians
the battered woman channel.

nothing wrong with a channel for women, but it seems this network is run by men-hating extreme feminists.
how long has that channel been around, anyway?
a depressing tv network which hurts women more than pure misogyny with its mindnumbing, predictable shows about women who get beaten, raped, abducted by aliens, committed to mental hospitals, s-xually har-ssed, brainwashed, etc.
do women who watch lifetime ever leave the house, or are they afraid to?
“lifetime… television for idiots” (family guy)
kyle: dude i was watching lifetime yesterday and…
me: stfu and sit, idiot
a god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is ‘wronged’ by a man. the men are usually portrayed as -ssholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and ‘wins’, because afterall liftime is for sh-theads.
what the f-ck are you watching lifetime for you queer.
tv channel that markets itself towards women with too much time on their hands. usually, severely biased vs. men, portraying us as either incompetant, weak, evil/corrupt, abusive, or any combination/alteration of the preceding. usually portrays women as perfect, and if there happens to be a female antagonist, you can definitely tell she’s effed up in the dome. hillary clinton’s personal campaign aid for her upcoming 2008 election. don’t vote clinton.
n-body should watch lifetime.

lifetime is hillary’s tool.

curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.
television for women who enjoy eating ice cream (and feeling guilty about it) and complaining about men not putting down the toilet seat. really, is it that hard to put it down yourself?
oooh have you seen that lifetime original movie about the woman who gets breast cancer, then gets raped by her boss?

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