lift my luggage


to firmly grasp and lift the t-st-cl-s of the person you are -n-lly penetrating.

coined after prominent anti-gay activist george alan rekers hired a rentboy for a week long s-x vacation and claimed that the young man was hired to “lift my luggage.”
as he pounded my wrinkled old -ss, lucien reached around and started to lift my luggage, causing me to cry out “hallelujah!”
phrase used to describe taking a h-m-s-xual prost-tute on a european vacation, while being an advocate of gay to straight conversion therapy.
george rekers (co-founder of anti-gay family research council) hired a blonde hustler on rentboy.com and took him to ibiza for a 10 day vacation, when confronted with this news he claimed he hired the boy to “lift my luggage”.

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