Light of Jesus


when a player in halo 2 or halo 3 tricks a player to get close to him or her, and then throws a sticky grenade right onto the face of the player. this will make the view of the opposing player all bright from the light of the grenade. while throwing the grenade the player says “light of jesus” and then runs away.
i just light of jesus’ed that guy.

i am going to light of jesus this next player right in the face.

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