Light-Speed On My Dick
when you m-st-rb-t- while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.
james: oh man! i was jacking off on shrooms! and i looked at my d-ck! and it was… it was…
farva: light-speed on your d-ck?
james: light-speed on my d-ck.
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