light switch relationship


the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.
a: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
b: no i dont think theyre together right now
a: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
b: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.
when you keep goin back out with the same person a bunch of times.
i love this gurl to bad we have a light switch relationship
when two people…most often gay…have a relationship that is on off on off. noone can ever keep up
a: hey are you off to see ash tonite?
b: nah we broke up. i even deleted him off facebook
a: again?! ten bucks says your back together within a week
b: nah no way. its over. im single
a: man you guys are having a light switch relationship
b: your such a b-tch
a: bet you your back on within a few days

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