Lightening Bug


a very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. it draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the f-ck out of them so he can feed his f-cking evil family who also kill children. their babies taste like chinese food.
i saw a horde of lightening bugs so i hauled -ss back inside my house

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