Lighter Klepto


one who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people’s cigarette lighters. typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. the number one reason a bic lighter will often p-ss through 20 other owners before it’s spent.

where is that lighter!?

oh yeah, trey was smoking here earlier. that dude is a lighter klepto.

better keep an eye out next time. now i gotta walk to the f-cking store in the rain.

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