lighter probation
noun –
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when b-mming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. when b-mming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
last week jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she’s on lighter probation for the next two months.
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