lighter
the smoker’s tool, besides the pipe.
what’s a pipe without a lighter? you got a light? i think the bowls cashed, anyone got fire?
a small protion of crack cocaine.
i’ve got twenty-five lighters on my dresser. i got’s to get paid.
a device used to make fire so i can burn plants and small children after a tweak it a bit to make the fire really big.
-lights the forest on fire- oooooh pretty flame
somebody with a bdsm bent who has lighted up an interest in it at well before p-b-rty. in other words “as long as they can remember”. an innate perv; somebody who really liked to be bound to the pole during play, or to be the one to tighten the knots. statistically rare.
this trait is somewhat correlated with atypically rigid s-xual objects or rituals of desire, as well as political advocacy for “perv rights”. as in “no, i can’t come until you impale me” or “you might as well f-ck off if you can’t deal with my feces”.
“dunno, she’s just so into the stuff. maybe she’s a lighter or something.”
“i just don’t understand the thing with the needles.” “relax, that’s just a part of him. he’s a lighter.”
“for the longest time i thought it was just for thrills, but then he told me he’s actually a lighter.”
a word used to define a man whose d-ck has gotten smaller because of long term drug use or cigarette smoking.
i wish he would stopping that sh-t he’s getting lighter.
a fruit commonly known as a pineapple.
yesterday i had pizza with lighters on it.
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