Lightning Blast
when one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. yelling “lightning blast!!!” while doing so is optional, but reccommended. a lightning blast will temporarily blind and most likely p-ss off your friends.
“lightning blast!!!”
“aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!”
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