Lightning McQueen


the main character in pixar’s latest animated film, cars. he’s the red #95 car sponsored by rust-eze medicated b-mper ointment.
lightning mcqueen: i’m a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
mater: you hurt your what?

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