Lightning Regiment Marching Band
the greatest high school marching band in, at minimum, the state of virginia, if not the milky way galaxy. for twenty years they hath stood as a pillar of great marching and music. they never won vboda though, becuase the evil grafton empire’s numbers are formidable. never, ever speak the word “fanta” among several of its members; you may ignite a bl–dy civil war.
now entering the field, the lightning regiment marching band. here are their section leaders, all of whose names i will make a valiant effort to mispr-nounce.
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