lightsabre, crocodile, mime


a humorous variation of paper, scissors, stone.
the light sabre beats the crocodile which beats the mime, which beats the ls.
hand otions are as follows: ls- typical star wars, with optional ‘vwoom’-vwoom’ sounds.
crocodile: clap with the hands together at the wrists.
mime: the ‘hands against the piece of gl-ss’ pose.

of course, these follow the p,p,s maraca introduction.
hey eric, fancy a game of lightsabre, crocodile,mime?

yeah, ok.

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