Lightspeed Systems


a cr-ppy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. the filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. it is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.
person 1: lets go on urban dictionary!
person 2: we can’t. it’s blocked by lightspeed systems.

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