like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk


feeling or looking so awful you should be p–p-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent p-sserby.
“woke up after the party feelin’ like a day old dog t-rd on a hot sidewalk.”

“even after the botox, she looks like a day old dog t-rd on a hot sidewalk.”

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