like a schoolie on Valentine’s Day
very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.
1.
i was checking my messages like a schoolie on valentine’s day all morning, and still no job offer.
2.
d-ck: where are you rushing off to?
susy: i have to see if tony has written me an email.
d-ck: woman, you are acting like a schoolie on valentine’s day. tony hates you.
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