Like Envy
the jealousy-triggered condition from which other facebook friends suffer when comparing their own paltry number of “likes” on a status update with someone else’s, posted by a person who consistently reaps “likes” by the dozens.
jimmie: holy cr-p! did you see how many “likes” jill got with her status update about her amazing landscaping skills?
david: no! i’m still reeling over how many she got when she posted a picture of her sneakers!
adam: guys, guys. just listen to us here. what have we become? we have a full blown case of like envy.
amy: h-m-s!
jill: hahahahaha
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