Likesturbation


when you like your own status or comment on facebook.
-son, i noticed that you liked your own status again on facebook last night. you know that there’s nothing wrong with likesturbation in moderation, but your mother and i are concerned that you’re not spending enough time playing outdoors in the fresh air with the other kids.

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