Liketurbate
that annoying moment when someone likes his/hers own status, pictures etc. on facebook. we all know at least a person who liketurbates.
some guy added a new photo
lets check out the likes…….
“some guy” likes this.
oh wow… so this is ” liketurbate ” ok…
liking your own post or comment on facebook.
you just know bob is going to sit over there and liketurbate
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