Lila Lavender
german burlesque and pin-up princess
person 1: “i saw the most beautiful girl on the internet yesterday.”
person 2: “what did she look like?”
person 1: “long, black hair, pale skin, red hair and nails.”
person 2: “must have been lila lavender. the most beautiful burlesque dancer in the world”
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