limboner
the state in which one’s p-n-s is not fully flaccid but it is not fully erect either and is stuck in between the two states
also commonly spelled “limbo-ner”
that girl is fine as h-ll but she has a manlier voice than me.. dude, my p-n-s is all confused and i have a limb-n-r now.
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