Limp Rag
when someone describes you as a “limp rag”, it means you have erectile dysfunction and you suck in bed. you try to pound your girlfriend but it’s like trying to shove a hot dog into a square whole…it just doesn’t work.
kady: “you’re a limp rag in bed”
barry: “i’m sorry, i’ll go take some v–gr-“
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