Limpfant
when you’re masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.
i was crankin’ hard to “days of our lives” until a huggies commercial came on and i got a limpfant.
when you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
during last night’s episode of roswell, i nearly cranked off to katherine heigl until a huggies commercial came on and i got a limpfant.
when you’re masterbating while watching t.v., and a commercial comes on with babies!
last night i had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good
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