lincoln logger
when you take a p–p that is so large it needs to be broken up by a lincoln logger in order to be flushed
wow that lincoln logger was so big i had to use a stick and break it up before i flushed
n.
a violent pseudo-s-xual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said p–p-imbued tool.
often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.
verb- lincoln logging
“gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? i should have accepted his offer!”
“my oh my! i can’t wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!”
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