Lincoln Top-hat


the act of sh-tting on your partner’s head during/after s-x and letting the sh-t stack up like a top hat.
when carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate sc-mbag move by lincoln top-hatting that skeezer.

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