Lincolnshire, IL


a bunch of f-cking n-bodys, who think there really cool, and rich. there all sl-tty wh-r-s, or ugly wanna be guys who look like they have been smashed in their faces with bats. known for there big noses. they dress in north face, looking like nerds, and f-cking ugly shoes that n-body has ever seen before. everyone acts like there really cool, and have friends, when there just friends with the same nerdy people that all need to get a life. the highschoolers at adlai e. stevenson like to f-ck anything with 2 legs and party. they all walk slow and need f-cking exercise, lincolnshire doesn’t even have good sidewalks cause they don’t want to spend the money making them if all these fat lazy -sses just like to sit at home and go on facebook. there roads will never get done because people f-ck them up. weather sucks.. and so does life here. n-body here can sing. and they think a a- is something to cry about. like to go tanning and turn orange.
emily: “wanna hear me sing?”

allison: “you f-cking kidding me?? you are from lincolnshire? you can’t sing!”

emily: “you are too. what did you get on your math test?”

lindsey: “a- i was one away from failing.” -starts bawling like a f-cking baby.-

allison: “lindsey want to go f-ck some guys with me tonight and make videos and post them on facebook?”

lindsey: “sounds great! right after i go to the tanning salon, my orange is fading”

emily: “you guys i lost my northface”

allison: “doesn’t care, n-body f-cking cares we are from lincolnshire, il were f-cking n-bodys so shut up.”

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