Lincolnshire Syndrome
a typical malaise affecting those who live in secluded rural areas such as lincolnshire, england. symptoms include lack of urban awareness; an aversity to progress; general social/racial ignorance and crucially the inability to accept that such areas are generally sh-t. sufferers may find difficulty in rehabilitation; some have been known to live in said areas for life due to their irrefutable lack of ambition. surprisingly some are content to be entertained lifelong by young farmers’ parties and “skeg-vegas”, an -ssociation of which the true vegas, thankfully, is unlikely to know of. to this date there is no apparent cure.
“you off to skeggy vegas on sat-rday yeahhh?”
– a lincolnshire syndrome sufferer
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