Lindsey

n. a person that you can spend hours with or talking to and you never grow tired of. they are the only person that can make you truly laugh. these individuals tend to be extremely smart and have the most beautiful smiles. their presents cause you great joy and their absence only sadness. you only want to make them as happy as possible because their happiness is all you care about. although you would give anything if they were yours, it will never happen. there are several reasons that you can’t be together and all you can do is dream of a life with someone that you will never have.
“there goes my lindsey.”
a girl who can drink most men under the table without them knowing it, also characterized by being seductive and very influencial. a broad.
that girl is such a lindsey.
the epitome of a perfect girl. she is smart, funny, and attractive, though she doesn’t always know it, a lindsey is about the best girl any guy can have. she’s usually a blonde with blue eyes, perfect teeth, and a rockin’ body. in addition, she is one of the nicest girls on the planet; she’ll never hurt anyone intentionally. she is incredibly athletic, playing varsity sports while her friends play jv. lindseys tend to play field hockey and lacrosse (sometimes volleyball or basketball too), which many guys love to see in a girl. she always supports her friends and makes herself available to them, even if it’s inconvenient for her. she seeks a committed relationship with a guy who knows her and doesn’t date just for the sake of dating. she’ll never cheat, but knows how to comfort people who have been cheated on. once she meets a guy, he can’t stop thinking about her and everything he does, he does to make himself good enough for her, because, while she’s not the most popular girl in her cl-ss, she’s the whole package and he knows it. lindseys are typically best suited for people named robert and will, who tend to have complementary qualities.
look at that smoke over there; i wish i were good enough for that lindsey!
a girl who is very down to earth that everyone loves. she has a gorgeous body that both men and women admire. she likes to play the field more than get into a relationship with any one. she is an amazing kisser and is always having her share of juicy hookup stories. she is very seductive and can s-xually tease some one without meaning to. she is very confortable with other females and speaks her mind. she has the funnest group of friends and you often become obsessive over her and making her happy. she has her negative days and often reconizes them. she can fit in with just about any group you put her in. she is more concerned of having a good time than what others think of her. she is tough to handle and can often become out of control. she is talked about on a regular basis and is difficult to get off the mind. she goes with the flow. she loves to joke around and is envyed by many.
guy1- “d-mnnn look at that body on lindsey”

guy2- “shes got a nicee -ss and big beautiful b–bs”

guy1- “she is so chill any guy would be lucky to have her”

guy2- “she’s loves hooking up go get some!”
1. an extremely s-xy girl who every guy wants to f-ck.
2. a girl who likes to party hard, she’ll dance with you all night.
3. a girl you makes you hard than a cinderblock.
4. a girl who’s quiet but loud with her friends, usually a blonde, is s-xy and every guy wants her and she make you hard. she also is a party girl.
5. a girl who makes you jack off or have a b-n-r.
1-5. “hey mike did you see her?”
“yea joe, she was hott.”
“yea dude she’s a lindsey.”
a lindsey is a kind, selfless girl who anyone would be lucky to know. a lindsey makes an amazing friend and is always there when you need someone to talk to. anywhere she goes always ensures plenty of laughs and happiness, and her brown eyes are almost as big as her heart. she despises drama and never causes it, and one of her main goals in life is to just keep the ones she loves happy. she does have bit of a dirty mind, but is an extremely fun person to hang around with especially when it comes to trying new things. she is a beautiful girl both appearance and personality-wise, even though she can’t see it. she asks for little but overall deserves so much more, and makes one of the best girlfriends any guy could want.
“i love lindsey, she never fails to make me laugh.”

“lindsey has been one of my closest friends since i met her in middle school.”
one of the most attractive human beings to ever exist. you can chase this elusive creature for eternity, but deep in your heart you know you will never be good enough for her. and whoever she’s dateing, she can do better, no matter who she’s with. she can turn even the biggest manwh-r- into a one woman kind of guy, without even knowing it. she has dark hair,perfect teeth, and green/blue eyes that are amazing, even though she dosent like them. she is around 5’4″ which is perfect for when you hug her, and her head rests right on your shoulder. she likes to read ,(which is rare). and cant help herself when it comes to justin beiber. you can’t help getting excited, when she is happy. and when she gets sad you cant help but become angry/threatening at what ever is causing something so perfect, so much pain. in short: she is perfect for everyone, but to perfect for anyone.
enchanted guy #1:”who is that angel in the corner, reading a nook?”

enchanted guy #2:”thats lindsey, but don’t bother, she is to perfect for any mortal man.”

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