lineup guy
a guy who starts dancing behind a girl at a party. when asked who she was dancing with, she will reply “i have no idea, because he was behind me i never saw his face. i couldn’t pick him out of a lineup.”
sarah: “who did you dance with at the party?”
gina: “john, danny, and a lineup guy”
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