Linford Coote


1) a man with super powers over women;
2) to spooge on one’s sister’s face.
1)
jim- i saw linford coote the other day.
josh- yeah?! i haven’t seen that guy for years!
jim- yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
josh- wtf???
jim- she was asking for it.

2) mel- i sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
andy- funny you mention that. you know it’s easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. plus, she let’s me linford coote.

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