Linford
a sock used to soak up -j-c-l-t- after masturbation.
a c-m encrusted sock
a w-nk sock
don’t wear that sock, it’s a linford!
my favourite linford is so crusty its like a papier mache sock
i just found a crispy linford under little tommy’s bed
person who drives other people’s cars, particularly their father’s car.
stop being a linford and get your own car!
slack scr-t-m generally found covered in aspic or creosote. can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.
he was particularly like linford in his att-tude to work.
1. another of chips alternate personalties
2. someone who thinks they are good at sports, but really suck
oh god, chips turned into linford again
linford, stop hogging the ball and p-ss it here, thats the 2847th goal you’ve missed!
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