lingerturd
1. when you stand up from the toilet after sh-tting and wiping your -ss, and it feels like another piece of p–p falls off your b-tt into the toilet.
2. the feeling of bewildered uncertainty during this event.
my last piece of toilet paper i used came up clean, but when i stood up, i felt a lingert-rd go into the toilet.
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