linoleum polisher


like c-rp-t m-nch-r, except with a girl that shaves.
guy 1: i think she’s a c-rp-t m-nch-r.
guy 2: well… i’ve heard (girl 1) shaves, so technically is (girl 2) a c-rp-t m-nch-r?
guy 1: …well i guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

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