Lint Balls


a condition caused by sh-gging a skinny or anorexic woman.

if a woman is very skinny and /or has no -ss, she can cause ‘lint b-lls’ by causing a man to drag his t-st-cl-s across the bed sheet while he copulates with her, thus picking up lint.

used to describe a slender or thin woman, or one with no curves.

a chick with no -ss.
roberto asked fred, “hey man, would you bang jenny?”
“no way,” fred replied, “she’s too scrawny, i might get lint b-lls. i need a girl with some booty!”
a person or account that uses spammy methods to acc-mulate a large number of followers on a social media site. this practice is common on twitter where a user will friend thousands of strangers with the hope that a percentage will follow back. many of the follow-backs come from those also hoping to acc-mulate followers, thus like attracts like and grows similar to how lint is used to remove lint from a dryer lint screen.
i have a thousand followers on twitter, but about a third of them are lint b-lls so they don’t really count.
what you sometimes find whenever a girl doesn’t properly clean her genital area. like whenever her boyfriend is going down on her, he might find a lint ball; gross.
dj: i was eating her out, &nd she had a huge lint ball in her p-b-s…

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