linux box


linux box is a type of “box” that runs… linux, surprise surprise.

a box is geek speak for a computer. it’s based on the fact that no matter what marketing spin and terrible contoured shapes corporations put on computers, they are still basically beige boxes.
person a: so what do you have at home?
person b: a couple windows systems, a mac… my pride and joy is my linux box.
an xbox modified to use linux as it’s os. hard to do, hard to keep.
dang! microsoft took away my linuxbox!
an x-box that runs linux. this was unintentional by microsoft, and now it is to their own faults that their only game console promotes another os company. ha ha. of course, some fiddling needs to be done to the s-x-box that only linux geeks would know how or bother to do.
who would bother with linux-box anyway? linux sucks, and x-box blows.

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